December 2009
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We Will Make The Earth Shake!
I’m so pumped. January is coming so fast, and I’m getting my microphone this coming weekend. That Kid’s Got Moxie will be officially starting, and having it’s first band practice next month. So pumped. Also, as much as I wasn’t a fan of Avenged Sevenfold’s new stuff, and the last song I ever liked by them was Bat Country, I’m actually quite saddened by the...
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10 Things I've Learned from Watching MST3k
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10. When you don’t like someone, shoot them into space. 9. Peter Graves went to the University of Minnesota 8. This is where the fish lives. 7. Never let Ernest Borgnine tell you a bedtime story. 6. Every male of any species has the biological urge to panty raid. 5. There are some things so horrible that even evil geniuses feel the need to apologize for them. 4. It’s just not a...
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“I saw mommy KILLING Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe, last MURDER!”
– Mike Nelson - Mystery Science Theater 3000 (Santa Claus)
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“Woo woo woo! You know it!”
– Zack Ryder
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Dear Mother
I am not your slave. I am not your errand boy. I am not your chauffeur. I am not your nurse nor your doctor. I am not your God and I am not your savior. I can not help you at the drop of a dime. I can not always be there. I can not take anymore of this. I am losing my mind. I am losing control of my sanity. I hate what you have done. I hate what you do. I hate what you are. I hate that we argue. I...
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Trading Blood For ink, Into Torture I Will Sink
Tattoos I’m bound/destined to get and their meanings:
The Mystery Science Theater silhouette around my right wrist (For my father since he brought this show to my life, unintentionally.)
The Misfits’ Crimson Skull (For my love of music, horror, and movies in general.)
The old school Moxie logo (For both my grandfather.)
Elvira, Morticia, Vampira, and Lilly Munster hanging around a...
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Texting About WoWmart*
Rachel: "the liiiiiiiines. the parking lot is FULL."
Me: "Cause of blizzard"
Me: "Bastards should stick to video games and not world domination - OF COURSE!
Rachel: "i know. just OMG THE TROLLS."
Me: "lol i know ugh. I fucking hate trolls and their stupid Jamaican accents. Who do they think they are? Kofi Kingston?
Rachel: "I MEANT WALMART TROLLS. idiot =P"
Me: "Oh... I so knew that!"
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Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
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thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy...
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Apples To Apples
Is indeed a life changing game. It’s seriously is the best card game out there. Holy shit. If you don’t know the rules of the game or how to play look it up. In fact, go out, spend the 20 bucks, grab a few friends and play. It’s the best game if you have a sick mind like me, my friends, and my family.
If you did look up, or know how to play this is for you:
So I bought it last...
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I'll Eat You Up And Now You Are Apart Of Me
So I had this weird dream last night, and it involved my girlfriend Rachel, her mother, our friend Jackie, and my parents.
It starts out with my mother telling me that my father needs me to help him with something at a call. (He cleans out heaters for a living) So I ask what it is, and she tells me that it’s in Halifax and that I need to go and mop the floor. So I groan, and she tells me...
